17 more LOW CARB alternatives

Watercress

Capers

Olives

Avocados

Brie cheese

Quail eggs

Mustard smoothie

¼ teaspoon of Ben & Jerry’s

Beef jerky on a bed of organic greens

Vanilla extract on the rocks

Wax lips

Maisy the Mouse

Folding chair

Tweezers

½ pound box of pasta (box itself)

Little House on the Prairie reruns

Will Ferrell

From: Brain Lint, by Amy Krouse Rosenthal –in Curves Magazine

And the Card of the Day is: 9 of Swords, reversed—I have got to stop staying up all night! Seriously.