Tuesday, February 07, 2006

You Might Be a Fatwa Target If...

You might be a fatwa target if:

  • You were spotted hanging out with Salman Rushdie during the Nineties (this list of folks includes Bono, different people are gonna feel different ways about that one.)
  • Despite the advice of the local Mullah, you opt to take in that nice young Christian missionary couple for the weekend...
  • They find that Osama dart board you've been playing with in the rumpus room.
  • Three words: Mohammed mud flaps.

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