You might be a fatwa target if:
- You were spotted hanging out with Salman Rushdie during the Nineties (this list of folks includes Bono, different people are gonna feel different ways about that one.)
- Despite the advice of the local Mullah, you opt to take in that nice young Christian missionary couple for the weekend...
- They find that Osama dart board you've been playing with in the rumpus room.
- Three words: Mohammed mud flaps.