So I was succumbing to the "internet productivity" thing, forging ahead in the "quest for inbox zero", diligently cleaning out my Gmail account, when something weird happened.
I was searching and deleting, getting rid of whole swaths of email I would never read. Click, and gone were hundreds of crappy messages from the Democratic party, click, now giant blocks of pagan message board communiques erased.
After getting rid of a couple thousand emails, I thought I should surface in the front room, come up for air and get something to eat. A nice salad from the store, perhaps.
As I was eating, my brain started cycling over the task I had been doing. Emails began to scroll through my head. All of a sudden, I felt as though the part of my brain that was emotionally prepared to eat green onions was missing.
There was one in my mouth. "This is crunchy in a way I'm not in the mood to deal with!" I thought.
Clearly, I am not the type of person who needs Google Glass...